What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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