Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

Yo Mama just died.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

Knock, Knock No one was home.

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Anti Joke

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