- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

I hate long jokes -_-

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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