What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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