- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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