- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

tims sty:)

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

your mom is so stupid she got raped

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

men

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Mahmy

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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