whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Poop

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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OOOOPPS /

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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