Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Your Mum is soo fat.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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