jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Mahmy

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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shut up elliot

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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