What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Women can vote? WTF

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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tims sty:)

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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