Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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