Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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