Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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