- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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