Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

How did th-A fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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