- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

You and your parents are going to die today

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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