So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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Agent 47.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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