- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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