Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Buzi vagy!

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

How did th-A fridge.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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