- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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