Vicky is my best friend.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Buzi vagy!

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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