Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

homosexuals are gay

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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