Agent 47.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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