- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

what tall and looks like a jew?

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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