What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Anti Joke

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