- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

The WNBA.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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