where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Well, there's one way...

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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banana

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Punching a baby

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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