- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

You suck big fat slobber

Andy Carrol

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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