- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Knock Knock CUM IN!

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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