- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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