What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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This is not a joke

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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