What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Women's Rights Movement

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

That's illegal What? Your mom

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

YOU

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

pudding

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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