a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Michel Moor on a die...

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Sammi suck kyles chode

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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