- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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