Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

My friend harris is fat.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

snooki

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

sdfrgtyuki

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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