Faithful men.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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womens rights.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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404: Anti-joke not found.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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