- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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