Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

A train poops its pants.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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