What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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