Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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