- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Suck pussy

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Why? Why Not?

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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