- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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