Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

VAGINA.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Morning wood.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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