Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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