Velcro. What a rip off.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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