A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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Do you like apples? Yes

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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