What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Do u take sugar?

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

This sentance contains three errers

What? Why?

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

That is so fetch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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