Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What is white and black and red all over.

Wait what? I did not type that!

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Jebron Lames.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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