what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

a black man did not eat chicken.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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