- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

The Holocaust

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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