Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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