what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

How does shit taste?\ Good.

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

smell the vitamin C

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Roses are red.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

no pun intended

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

tim has no humor

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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