what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Dyslexia ruels!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

thumb_up thumb_down -5

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

thumb_up thumb_down -5

tim has no humor

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops