Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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This sentence is a lie.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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