When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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