- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

When is a door not a door? Never.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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