If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Cleveland winning something

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Yock

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Anti Joke

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