Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

HOLY SHIT!!!!

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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