A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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long in the tooth!

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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