- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

gay people

Knock knock What?

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Your social life.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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