Rebecca Black's career.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Face...the other white meat!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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