- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

why was the man sad? his wife died

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

stuarts mum

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Womans baksetball...

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

My Butthole.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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