Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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