How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

thumb_up thumb_down -7

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

thumb_up thumb_down -7

refridgrator

thumb_up thumb_down -7

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -7

denisssssssssssssss

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what did one computer say to the other .........

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

thumb_up thumb_down -7

a pornstar comes early to a party

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops