- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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