why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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HOLY COW!

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i like men but im not gay

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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