A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Bob Saget

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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