How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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