What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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