Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

sure!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Hi

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Your mom

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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