Women's rights.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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