- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Not a joke.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

1+1=2

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Your mom is so nice.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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