Good afternoon.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Knock knock Shut up

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Once upon a time, The end.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...