what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Win industrial estate, Newry

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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