Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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speech and debate.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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