- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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