- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

You idiot thats 9 letters

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Miscarriages.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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