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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

I am dyslexic

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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