- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What did the old man say? Im old

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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