Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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