- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Women's Rights Movement

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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