- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Women's Rights Movement

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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